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May 23, 2012
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damnthatswhack:

Vampire Weekend is responsible for this.

[pleatedjeans, ny times]

Um, no, AP style is responsible for this, Sweetie.

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May 14, 2012
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Breath play, anyone?

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May 14, 2012
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If your con is actually having the genitalia in/around your mouth, you’re not going to enjoy it.

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Apr 30, 2012
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whitewhine:

Those flood victims can wait, we’ve got serious business to attend to…

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Apr 30, 2012
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This was basically my mom when I got my first period. She also sent an email to all my relatives. Thank goodness for email because otherwise each of them would have gotten an individual phone call.

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Apr 30, 2012
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Afternoon Snooze Button: toosiblog: A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and... »

toosiblog:

A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even…

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Apr 29, 2012
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Annoying Facebook Girl is a Gator. Figures.

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Apr 18, 2012
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Apr 18, 2012
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Apr 17, 2012
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